Snowmen nomen!

I've discovered why there are no snowmen here; it's not because the Russians don't have a sense of fun, it's because the snow is unsnowman-makeable. You can't even make a snow BALL let alone a MAN, it just crumbles, there's no substance to it.
They also don't walk through unwalked-on snow to leave their footprints but I think that is because they are lacking a sense of fun!