Where am I?

Have any of you noticed that my profile says that I'm still in Manchester, United Kingdom? Maybe I'm just lying and I'm not really in Russia, I'm actually hiding in John's attic with a laptop, making up nonsense about a town in Siberia that doesn't even exist. Think about it, it makes much more sense.

I went to a cafe bar yesterday after work for another fun crazy wild weekend adventure. It turned out that Chekov was sitting on the next table. I really like your work, I told him. Ah thanks he said slightly embarrassed. Yes, I said, my favourite play of yours was the seagull. To this he looked even more embarrassed. I think you've got me confused with someone else, he said, I'm Chekov from the Starship Enterprise, not the leading Russian dramatist. Oh sorry, said I. It happens all the time, he said supping his whisky.