The Cat in the Hat...

It seems I spoke too soon about my 5 year olds, they were unusually well behaved today. We had another civilised game of bingo, we learnt the words bell, well and vest and we had a dance to some groovy tune or other. Success I think. I've mastered the art of keeping a room full of little devils quiet. Of course I had to use physical violence and several glasses of whiskey, but it's a start.